I’m going to be a Karen about this Karen movie!

This movie was so awful! The script was poorly written, the editing and filming was terrible, and the actors weren’t great either. This movie was a great idea, but horribly executed into a complete disaster. Taryn Manning could not pull off being a wealthy, affluent suburbanite. It was as if Pennsatucky had been released from the prison and placed in a large home with two kids. It didn’t take long for her inner trailer park to come out. The movie was a joke, the soundtrack was awful, and the end credits made me wonder if they were placed in the wrong movie. And what was with that trumpet player playing DURING Ben Crump’s speech?! I was so distracted, I couldn’t even hear what he was saying. Don’t waste your time or money on this low budget cheese fest.

I am so tired of arguing with stupid people on the internet. The topics are important and need to be discussed and fought for, but it seems like such a pointless waste of time. I’m not going to change the mind of anyone who is on the opposite end of the spectrum, but there are others that can be reached and are paying attention. Even I have learned new perspectives and become educated on topics that I didn’t understand just by paying attention to the debates of others. I’ve even changed my mind about some things. So discussion and debate is important, but how do we know when to stop? That seems to be my greatest struggle. Today, a lady continued to hassle me about the Supreme Court Verdict on the Bill Cosby case. Her argument was that even if he has raped women, it was years ago and no longer relevant. Well of course that did not sit well with me, but I quickly found that no matter what I said in response to her ridiculous statements, she wasn’t listening and was merely humoring herself in pressing me about it. To that I say, Fuck OFF!

“Keep A Lid On Things”… my sloppy analysis

I just found this in my drafts, fully completed. I’m not sure why I didn’t publish it. It could be that I found another analysis and decided mine was wrong. But too bad, I’m publishing it anyway…

Well now I feel like I have to make this post, after lightly delving into it in I love your goo… https://glitzygrrl.com/2021/04/28/i-love-your-goo/

LYRIC BREAKDOWN:

Who put the doggy in the doghouse?
(You did, baby; you did) I feel like this is a simple line, to take at face-value. We put our dogs in doghouses instead of keeping them in our homes.

Who put your granny in the granny house?
(You did, baby; you did, baby) We put our elderly in nursing homes.


Who put the bad in the madhouse?
(You did, baby; you did) We put those presumed mentally ill in institutions.


Who put that junk in the junk house?
(You did, baby; you did, baby) I think this is a statement on drug abuse and how we treat addicts. Instead of offering treatment for addiction, we banish the addicts from society and they are living in crack houses.

Keep your eye on things while I’m gone
Keep a lid on things
Don’t you try everything while I’m gone
Keep a lid on things I honestly don’t know how the chorus pertains to the previous verse!

Who put the fun in the fun house?
(You did, baby; you did) I think this is a filler verse, but I really don’t know.


Who put your dad in the half house?
(You did, baby; you did, baby) I think this is referring to a halfway house.


Who put the boys in the clubhouse?
(You did, baby; you did) I think this is a statement about the misogyny of boys’ clubs and basically anything that we use in society to exclude girls, like clubhouses, boy scouts, sports, smoke parlors, board rooms, historically women were kept out of all these places and girls learned this from a young age.


Who put the cat in the cat house?
(You did, baby; you did, baby) Prostitutes in brothels.

Keep your eye on things while I’m gone
Keep a lid on things
Don’t you try everything while I’m gone
Keep a lid on things
Keep your eye on thingsAgain, I can’t figure out who he’s talking to or what he’s trying to say in the chorus. “Don’t get into trouble” is all I can conclude.

Who dug the hole in the outhouse?
(You did, baby; you did) Okay, so at first I thought this was another silly verse, but I’m wondering now if this is saying that the powers that be are too good to dig their own holes to shit in, so they make other people do it.


Who put Whitey in the White House?
(You did, baby; you did, baby) This is our first clue that Brad is most definitely talking to Americans. At that point, in 1998, there was nothing but white men in the White House.

Keep an eye on things while I’m gone
Keep a lid on things
Don’t you try everything while I’m gone
Keep a lid on things
Keep an eye on things while I’m gone
Keep a lid on things

I think this song definitely has a message. I’m sorry that when I first heard the first couple of lines that I thought it was utter nonsense. It’s making a statement about American culture and how racism and misogyny have played a major part in building our society. This is just another example that shows that Brad Roberts has always been ahead of his time. He’s talking to Americans, saying you are responsible for your problems and you continue to hold onto these traditions and bad habits that aren’t helping you. That’s my opinion, anyway.

This was fun. I think I’ll do more of these. Let me know what you think. Am I totally off- base or did I get some of it right?

Her Name Was Sam, a short film on the original CTD YouTube channel, run by Brad Roberts

Here’s one that boggles the mind and has no explanation. The short film begins with a narration by Brad, where he explains that two roommates need a third or they can’t stay in their place. One of these guys is – you guessed it- played by Brad! The other guy suggests his sister to which Brad replies, “Fuck your sister, dude. Take out an ad!” Then Narrator Brad introduces Sam, who comes in to meet them and decides to sign the lease. Both men seem pleased. Cut to a week later, and we see the two men getting cozy with Sam. They seem to be getting along well, and there’s a really obnoxious conversation that takes place about being “real” whilst roommate #2 scoops the litter box. There’s also a scene between the three where Sam is confiding her problems with a coworker and out of nowhere, Brad begins talking about transcendental deduction (because he’s Brad… Duh!) while puffing a cigarette, and he doesn’t even finish his thought. Roommate #2 shoots him a perplexed look and goes back to the conversation about Sam’s office troubles. Brad doesn’t seem to notice and laughs right along with them.

Then Narrator Brad lets us know something is awry by telling us that things are not always what they seem….. Hmmm, what’s next? Ahh , Cut to Sam staring solemnly into the bathroom mirror before downing a bottle of pills. Brad’s character knocks on the bathroom door to see what’s taking her so long, and then enters. Shocked by what he sees, he calls his roommate to have a look. The next scene we see is Brad sitting on the couch saying that this is the “darkest shit he’s ever been involved with” and asks if they should call her family. The camera pans to the roommate, who says he can’t let her go and he “needs” her. We then see Sam lying lifeless on the other sofa. Narrator Brad tells us that this show is the most daring show HBO has ever made. And that Playboy has called it “scary and plausible”. We then see Brad struggling to keep Dead Sam upright at the table as the men play a game of cards. Her Name Was Sam…

First impressions, besides what the fuck did I just watch?

No, really. What the fuck did I just watch?

Firstly, Brad has a mullet and thick sideburns that are edging into mutton chop territory. We are in the era that I like to call “Hillbilly Brad”.

Second, I have no idea who these other two are in this film.

Third, I have no idea why this film was made. My only theory is that it was an audition tape for his attempt at voice acting.

Fourthly, it’s actually pretty funny for an amateur film.

Fifth, Brad makes a great narrator. If he had succeeded at voice acting, I would absolutely love listening to him.

Sixth, what the fuck is this, Brad? We deserve answers, man!

The verdict is in!

This verdict is so important! This is for Trayvon Martin, Eric Garner, Tamir Rice, Sandra Bland, Breonna Taylor, Freddie Gray, and so many more! I hope they did the right thing. Either America cares about black lives, or they don’t. We are about to find out. But either way, change is gonna come!

Crash Test Dummies…. Live performances of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm”

John Stewart, 1993 https://youtu.be/7H-czMueCwY

Conan O’Brien, May 4, 1994 https://youtu.be/GkxlAIcq54E

Arsenio Hall, United States, May 19, 1994 https://youtu.be/TguPpcNPwGw

“Headline News”, Canada, featuring WEIRD AL https://youtu.be/49Nm097EhLc

Explore Music, 2010 https://youtu.be/_zs7psK2qz8

National Post Music Studio, 2010 https://youtu.be/YoaIBDKUYcA

One on One, May 12, 2016 https://youtu.be/2hArxk-EUzo

Expresso , South African Morning Show, 2018 https://youtu.be/EZwUNRI6rY4

HOB Anaheim, August 25, 2019 https://youtu.be/PVIlyQ-i14s

Behind The Vinyl, November 11, 2019 https://youtu.be/TaIvH9KuDJE

Rose Theatre, Ontario, January 25, 2020 https://youtu.be/jV-SCAIV4go

Indianapolis, Indiana September 19, 2019 https://youtu.be/gXBczGbnFr4

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm (live- Expresso 2018, South Africa)

He screws up on the first verse (0:52) and starts singing the second one “Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn’t come to school, and when they finally made- uh, BACK!” 😂 Ha!

What is Brad wearing on his feet?

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Here’s Negan!

First off, let me say that this episode was awesome! And it was the highest rated episode in years, at that. JDM and his wife, Hilarie Burton did a great job as the onscreen couple of Negan and Lucille Smith.

But why did Negan remind me of Nicholas Cage during the entire episode? 😂 His expressions and mannerisms were very similar. But that’s besides the point….

At first glance, Negan was a total scrub before the apocalypse started. He lost his job because of a violent bar fight, and he wasn’t looking for another job. Plus he spent almost $700 on that snazzy leather jacket he wears. He played Fortnite with kids on Xbox, and worst of all, he cheated on his wife with her sister!!!! If I were Lucille, I probably would have shot him.

Negan also seemed very sensitive, and he cried a lot. This was in striking contrast to the character we know as Negan. This was a guy who was totally screwing his life up, and was way old enough to know better. But after learning his wife had cancer , he straightened up, broke the affair off with Lucille’s sister, Janine, and became the supportive husband Lucille needed. He even made her gourmet dog food for dinner! Ha ha, now we know why Negan was so excited to get into Rick’s kitchen!

The director of this episode was Laura Belsey, who I admittedly don’t know anything about. But I found it very interesting that she mirrored the final scene from Season 6 so effectively. In calling back to what we consider is our intro to Negan in Season 6, we are shown Negan’s true introduction, when he was actually born… of anger and despair and immeasurable grief.

I would have appreciated Belsey appearing on Talking Dead , so that she could discuss the parallels between the two episodes, from the music and sound effects down to the lighting. (And yes my daughter picked up on it first, before I did!)

Brad Roberts talks Song-writing (Hookist)

Hook(ist) was a little project Brad did that consisted of collaborative song-writing and a contest of sorts. I didn’t know about it at the time, or i would have submitted a line, even though it would be crap lol.

He is so sexy when he plays the guitar! However, he says he doesn’t play much anymore because he feels he’s mastered the guitar and taken it as far as he can.

Brad Roberts facts (I think) 😜

(I’ll be adding to this, as I go.)

Brad performing on July 13, 1994 in Munich, Germany

•Birthday: January 10, 1964

•He’s a Capricorn. Ambitious, practical, disciplined, arrogant… Sounds like him, right? He’s a fucking sea goat. I suppose that explains his fondness of sea shanties. What the hell is a sea goat? Per Wikipedia, “The sea goat is a legendary aquatic animal described as a creature that is half goat and half fish. The constellation Capricornus was commonly imagined as a type of sea goat.”

•If he could rename CTD, he said he would call them The OxyMorons. I think this is an awesome name! Keep it witty, Brad!

•To my never-ending heartbreak, he is married. We won’t talk about her here. It’s too painful. But I think they’ve been together for 20 years. 😲 Married around 2005.

•Brad has never wanted kids. I even read that he had a vasectomy but it was “botched”. I have no idea what that means lol. I’m assuming pain was involved.

•Brad has a tattoo on his right arm of a big heart that says ‘MOTHER’. It is featured on the cover of the album, I Don’t Care That You Don’t Mind. He says he got this tattoo because he loves his mom so much, but she is “probably horrified” by it. How sweet 🥰

•Brad says that he cut that gorgeous long tresses because he was living in London and felt like the only person with long hair. He felt that people thought he was trying to draw attention to himself, so he cut it 😡😡 I also think he cut it so he wouldn’t be recognized. I say we start a petition for him to grow it back! 😁

•Brad really enjoys cooking.

•He’s been spending this pandemic intensely studying piano. He has a piano teacher, and he practices every day! Determined, remember?

•Brad is really smart. Like a highly intelligent being. He not only reads books for fun, he reads big, thick books about everything from Philosophy to Mathematics. 😱 He majored in Philosophy and English Literature in college, and says that this helped him tremendously in his song-writing.